Written @ 10:10 a.m. on 2007-06-29
I don't make this shit up

Overheard in my kitchen-

N-Where were you at seven am?

P-In bed.

N-I see. And where was YOUR WIFE?

P-I don't have a wife. Actually, I am a girl.

N-That's RIGHT! You ARE the wife!

P-Ok.

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